This film feels repetitive in way I don’t remember the novel or miniseries being (Unmarked Spoilers) It: Chapter Two opens with an all too real-life horror. Where Adrian Mellon (Xavier Dolan) becomes the victim of a brutal, homophobic hate crime befalls. Sadly, that’s something that’s just as relevant today as it was in the 1980s when …
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The fact that doesn’t have the same ring to it is an apt metaphor for the show itself. Why am I writing a tv show review on a movie website? Because there is a whole world of movies that have branched out into television that need to be covered. Such as the third season of …
No, seriously. I’m confused. Rocketman tells the “true” story of a gay, British musician and the trials and turbulences that come with a life of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. Coming right off the heels of Bohemian Rhapsody, a movie with the same premise and director Dexter Fletcher. Or at least the parts that weren’t already …
Here I come… After getting married, beautiful bride Grace (Samara Weaving) learns that she’ll have to play a game of hide and seek with her new in-laws, the Le Domas family. But to her horror, she quickly realizes the meaning of the awful pun I make in the title of this review. Now, to the …
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a–run for your life. Get ready to be meet Brandon Breyer (Jackson A. Dunn), who has one of those sweet, alliterate names that rolls right off the tongue. Like Clark Kent or Lex Luthor or Michael Meyers. He’s brilliant too because despite not paying attention in class, he’s …
This ought to tide me over until It: Chapter Two After a chance encounter with newcomer Ramón (Michael Garza), a trio of friends consisting of Stella (Zoe Colletti), Auggie (Gabriel Rush), and Tommy (Austin Abrams) decide to show him the local haunted house. Home to Sarah Bellows (Kathleen Pollard), who according to legend, would tell children scary …
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I hope you like politics along with your romance Fred Flasrsky (Seth Rogen) is a bleeding heart journalist with an uncanny knack of surviving falls that would kill or incapacitate an average person. One day he quits/gets fired after the new owner of his newspaper ends up being the embodiment of everything he hates about …
Good God there are a ton of movies in this franchise MI6 agent Hattie Shaw (Vanessa Kirby) is on the run after being framed for killing her entire team by Brixton (Idris Elba). With there being only two people to track her down. DSS Agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) and British soldier-turned-mercenary Deckard …
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In a far, far away land in California Upon seeing a trailer for Once upon a time…in Hollywood, my mom asks me what that movie is about. So I, as the film critic of the family, say “well, it’s a movie—about making movies. And Sharon Tate and Charles Manson are there for reasons that I guess I’ll just …
Witness the most expensive B-movie ever made The first case that we see Hellboy (David Harbour) work in the film is to locate Agent Esteban Ruiz (Mario de la Rosa), who’s gone missing after being sent to uncover a coven of vampires. Sure enough, Ruiz has unfortunately been turned into a vampire and after a …
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