This remake is certainly better than Dumbo Rejoice as James Earl Jones returns as Mufasa, a great lion king, father, and husband. Though Mufasa’s only flaw is that he trusts his obviously evil brother Scar (Chiwetel Ejiofor) a little too much. A mistake which proves to be fatal after Scar kills Mufasa and convinces his son …
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Witness the Disney remake that should have a totally different title This movie should be called Circus Workers (and the occasional appearance of a long-eared, flying elephant). The primary circus worker of the film is Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell), who has come back from the war to end all wars with one arm to two kids …
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I heard this movie described as Big with superpowers, but I didn’t think they be so on the nose The Wizard Shazam (Djimon Hounsou), a literal magical negro who searches for the perfect champion to bestow his powers upon. Except, after his last choice went mad with power, he has spent years searching for someone pure of …
I bet the Scorch is looking pretty good right about now The main character of the film is Hayley (Kaya Scodelario), a competitive swimmer with the University of Florida because of irony. Upon realizing that her estranged father Dave (Barry Pepper) isn’t responding to any phone calls, Hayley postpones evacuating from the massive, incoming hurricane to …
I want to play a game (Unmarked Spoilers) The contestants of this Saw ripoff consist of Zoey (Taylor Russell), a quiet college student. Ben (Logan Miller), a wage slave working an awful job. Amanda (Deborah Ann Woll), a war vet. Mike (Tyler Labine), a fat guy I really liked in Reaper. Jason (Jay Ellis), a slick businessman. And …
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From now on I will only refer to the Spider Sense as the Peter Tingle I hope you’ve seen Endgame because, after the prologue, this movie opens with a list of people who “died.” With the prologue itself introducing us to Quentin Beck/Mysterio, who’s the exact opposite of his comic counterpart. The source material’s Mysterio was a …
Wouldyou rather spend a night at the castle or Hill House? Here’s a breakdown of the surviving members of the Blackwood family. Youngest Daughter Mary Katherine or Merricat (Taissa Farmiga) looks, talks, and acts like she’s the spawn of Satan. Uncle Julian (Crispin Glover) is living on a different plane of reality. Oldest Daughter Constance …
Probably for the last time though Agent M (Tessa Thompson) is the latest MIB recruit sent to the London branch, where she learns a lot of amazing things. Like how the Eiffel Tower was the center of one of the first great alien migrations, and its builder was a founder of the Men in Black. …
I know they changed it to ‘you are my Buddi until the end.’ I don’t care. Picking up shortly after the third movie left off, we find Woody (Tom Hanks) once again struggling with no longer being king of the castle. Thankfully he’s matured enough that no one ends up getting thrown out a window …
I know I should be mad at them for taking shots at Toy Story, but I thought this one was actually pretty funny Before I go on, I feel the need to say just one thing. Which is that since to some legal mumbo jumbo that I didn’t care enough to research the specifics of, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer …
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