The TCU’s first monster movie is doe not good (spoilers) The fourth instalment of the Twisted Childhood Universe mixes things up by being a creature feature instead of a slasher. Bambi is a normal deer whose mother was killed by hunters, and his mate, Faline, is struck by a truck dumping toxic waste into the …
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Little Death At A Big Camp
A weird, well-done slasher movie (spoilers) Warning: You should watch Sleepaway Camp before reading this review because I will be spoiling the infamous twist ending. Kris Williams (Hannah Einbinder) is a “wunderkind” filmmaker who’s hired to reboot Camp Miasma, a once-popular slasher franchise. To that end, Kris seeks out Billy Presley (Gillian Anderson), who played …
Nobody
A well done adaptation of an old tale (spoilers) Odysseus (Matt Damon), king of Ithaca, is a man strong of both mind and body. The latter is demonstrated when he’s the only person who can string his bow. The former is shown when he comes up with the idea of getting through the gates of …
Elle était si jolie
The most mean-spirited Evil Dead, thus far, does what it’s supposed to (Massive Spoilers) Evil Dead Burn is about a woman named Alice Price (Souheila Yacoub), whose husband Will (George Pullar) has just died. After his funeral, Alice spends some time at the Price family lake house, which is then invaded by Deadites. Much like …
Buffy, Season of Love
An even better second season (spoilers) We’ve reached season two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It starts several traditions, like having the season premiere begin in a cemetery or having a Halloween episode during even-numbered seasons. Before we get started, I would like to acknowledge the fact that this has been a very bad two …
No More Room In Hell
A still relevant zombie classic (Spoilers) Dawn of the Dead (1978) begins a few weeks into the zombie uprising and charts the gradual collapse of society through the eyes of four people who choose to hold up in a shopping mall. Francine aka Fran (Gaylen Ross), a TV technician at a news station. Stephen, aka …
Silent Hill 2, But Awful
A disappointing adaptation of a great game (spoilers) Return to Silent Hill is an adaptation of Silent Hill 2. The broad strokes of the plot are the same. James (Jeremy Irvine) is deeply in love with Mary (Hannah Emily Anderson). After receiving a mysterious letter from Mary, James travels to the town of Silent Hill …
“Love” Gets Freaky
Navarrette shines as someone simultaneously terrifying and sympathetic (Massive Spoilers) Baron “Bear” Bailey (Michael Johnston) is a young man with a crush on his friend, Nikki Freeman (Inde Navarrette). He’s not sure if she feels the same way, and instead of talking to her about it like an adult, he uses a “One Wish Willow” …
In Bad Days
A remake that’s fine (spoilers) Warning: This article contains Scream series spoilers In this remake of I onde dager or The Trip (which is a way worse title if you know what I onde dager translates as), Dan (Jason Segel) and Lisa (Samara Weaving) are a couple going through some difficulties. They travel up to …
It’s time for hide and seek (again)
A fine sequel that slays (spoilers) Let’s start with a quick recap of Radio Silence’s Ready or Not. Grace (Samara Weaving), whose maiden name is revealed to be MacCaullay in the sequel, marries Alex Le Domas (Mark O’Brien), a member of a rich gaming dominion. However, she quickly learns that her new in-laws are satanists …
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