In the early hours of one Wednesday morning, seventeen kids in the same third-grade class inexplicably get out of bed and run off into the night. With no one else to blame, the teacher of said class, Justine Gandy (Julia Garner), ends up becoming a scapegoat for most of the town. And that’s all I can tell you without spoiling something, which I try not to do in the first paragraphs of my reviews.
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A part of me doesn’t even know why I’m writing this review because the discourse surrounding this movie has been exhausting, thanks mainly to a certain group of people deciding that they hated the film before it even came out. It’s tempting for me to declare that Zack Snyder has the most toxic fan base of all time, but I really shouldn’t be judging since I’m a Star Wars fan. With that off my chest, here’s my two cents on Superman (2025) for whatever it’s worth.
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Violet Gates (Meghann Fahy) is a single mother who has finally started dating again after many years. Her date for the evening is the charming and hunky Henry Campbell (Brandon Sklenar). Except, on the date, Violet starts receiving air drops from a mysterious stranger with the handle “Let’s_Play,” who orders her to kill Henry or else Violet’s son, Toby (Jacob Robinson), and sister/babysitter, Jen (Violett Beane).
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Spike (Alfie Williams) is a young boy who lives in the British Isles with his father, Jaime (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), and his mother, Isla (Jodie Comer). The island the family lives on offers a sanctuary from the hordes of people infected with the Rage virus on the mainland. The virus has also since mutated, as the infected are not only smarter across the board, but they’re also different variants besides the bog-standard Fast Ones.
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Since the events of the last film, Gemma Forrester (Allison Williams) has served time in prison after her toy creation M3GAN (Amie Donald, Jenna Davis) went on a killing spree. She somehow retained custody of her niece Cady (Violet McGraw), however, and has also become a proponent of AI regulation alongside her new boyfriend Christian (Aristotle Athari), whose name is pronounced “Chris-tee-AHN.” That tells you everything you need to know about him.
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Eve Macarro (Ana de Armas) is a ballerina, assassin, and bodyguard. When she was a little girl (Victoria Comte), her father Javier (David Castañeda) was killed under the orders of the Chancellor (Gabriel Byrne). After that, she was delivered by New York Continental Hotel Manager Winston Scott (Ian McShane) to the Director (Anjelica Huston) of the Ruska Roma, who taught her how to dance, fight, and kill.
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Fear Street: Prom Queen is a soft reboot of the 2021 summer slasher spectacular (you should familiarize yourself with the previous trilogy because there will be spoilers). Lori Granger (India Fowler) is a high school senior who everyone thinks is a psycho like her mom, who allegedly killed her dad. Lori wants to be prom queen to prove she’s “more than a Shadyside sob story.” It’s a task made more difficult with another killer on the loose.
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After a long hiatus, this new installment shakes things up a bit. Instead of receiving a vision of her death, college student Stefani (Kaitlyn Santa Juana) starts receiving visions of the Skyview. It was a high-rise restaurant that collapsed on opening night back in the ’60s. The vision is from the point of view of a woman named Iris (Brec Bassinger), who also ends up being Stefani’s grandmother.
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Quinn Maybrook (Katie Douglas) moves to Kettle Springs, Missouri, after her dad (Aaron Abrams) gets a new job as the town doctor. Quinn quickly develops an interest in Cole Hill (Carson MacCormac), the son of corn syrup oligarch Arthur Hill (Kevin Durand). Cole and his friends are on the s**t list of Sheriff Dunne (Will Sasso) and most of the other adults in town for two main reasons.
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In writer/director Ryan Coogler’s latest film, the SmokeStack twins (Michael B. Jordan) have decided to move back home to the Mississippi Delta to open a juke joint after a stint working for Al Capone in Chicago. To that end, Elijah “Smoke” Moore recruits his love, Annie (Wunmi Mosaku), as a cook. While securing the music, Elias “Stack” Moore runs into Mary (Hailee Steinfeld), a white-passing ex-girlfriend.
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