A Child’s Plaything Part 3

A review of Chucky season 3. (Spoilers) Every season of the show thus far has seen a location change, and this time, Chucky (Brad Dourif) has infiltrated the White House. The season premiere introduces us to the first family. There’s President James Collins (Devon Sawa), who somehow got elected as an independent, and First Lady Charlotte (Lara Jean Chorostecki), whose moral compass isn’t quite as …

Not So Much A Treat

i.e. the book was better (Massive Spoilers) Dark Harvest, based on the novel of the same name by Norman Partridge, is about a creature that rises out of the cornfields every Halloween. While the creature has several nicknames, it’s primarily referred to as the October Boy in the novel. In the film, it’s called Sawtooth …

Six Degrees of Peter Jackson

An American Movie Made By Australians One winter day, Charlotte (Alyla Browne) discovers what appears to be an ordinary spider in her apartment building, who she catches and names Sting. Except, in actuality, Sting is from outer space and just looks like a spider. So, as a result, she isn’t hampered by that pesky square-cube …

Festival of the Oxymoron

Watch Night Before This One In this direct sequel to the original classic, a festival to commemorate the zombie uprising has been established in the 55 years since the incident. Ostensibly to celebrate life and commemorate the people who lost their lives. In reality it’s just an excuse to party. The only reason Ash (Ashley …

Boy Parts

A Good Valentine’s Day Movie Lisa Swallows (Kathryn Newton) has moved to a new town after her mother was violently murdered. Her father Dale (Joe Chrest) has remarried this awful woman named Janet (Carla Gugino)(yes, that is a Rocky Horror reference) and now has a stepsister named Taffy (Liza Soberano). Lisa ends up spending a …

Open Wide

Nothing A Cheery Commercial Can’t Fix (Spoilers) Claire (Millie Brady) is one of seven participants in an experimental drug trial. The person in charge of the trial is Dr. Burke (Pollyanna McIntosh), who works for Blackwood Pharmaceuticals. While staying at the company’s underground facility, Claire shares a room with Alison (Abby Fitz). Unlike her roommate, …

Unholy Night

A New Christmas Classic (Massive Spoilers) I’m going to do something a little different with this review by essentially giving you my conclusion first. The Sacrifice Game, co-written and directed by Jenn Wexler, is a great movie that you should watch immediately, then read this review. Much like The Cabin in the Woods, it’s a …

Fourth Thursday In November

A Film 15 Years In The Making (Spoilers) Jessica Wright (Nell Verlaque) is a resident of Plymouth, Massachusetts and the daughter of RightMart owner Thomas (Rick Hoffman). Her friend group consists of boyfriend Bobby (Jalen Thomas Brooks), Evan (Tomaso Sanelli), Scuba (Gabriel Davenport), Gabby (Addison Rae) and Yulia (Jenna Warren). On Thanksgiving one year, Jessica’s …

Hallmark Horror

This You Call a Wonderful Knife?! (Spoilers) I went to see a Christmas movie in November. I’m kind of ashamed of myself for that, because I firmly believe the Christmas season doesn’t start until the day after Thanksgiving. I had to do it, however. The movie was called It’s A Wonderful Knife, a play on …

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