Here I come… After getting married, beautiful bride Grace (Samara Weaving) learns that she’ll have to play a game of hide and seek with her new in-laws, the Le Domas family. But to her horror, she quickly realizes the meaning of the awful pun I make in the title of this review. Now, to the …
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The burn is bright
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a–run for your life. Get ready to be meet Brandon Breyer (Jackson A. Dunn), who has one of those sweet, alliterate names that rolls right off the tongue. Like Clark Kent or Lex Luthor or Michael Meyers. He’s brilliant too because despite not paying attention in class, he’s …
It’s a scary story made up of many scary stories
This ought to tide me over until It: Chapter Two After a chance encounter with newcomer Ramón (Michael Garza), a trio of friends consisting of Stella (Zoe Colletti), Auggie (Gabriel Rush), and Tommy (Austin Abrams) decide to show him the local haunted house. Home to Sarah Bellows (Kathleen Pollard), who according to legend, would tell children scary …
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Only in Florida
I bet the Scorch is looking pretty good right about now The main character of the film is Hayley (Kaya Scodelario), a competitive swimmer with the University of Florida because of irony. Upon realizing that her estranged father Dave (Barry Pepper) isn’t responding to any phone calls, Hayley postpones evacuating from the massive, incoming hurricane to …
You’ve got a friend in me
I know I should be mad at them for taking shots at Toy Story, but I thought this one was actually pretty funny Before I go on, I feel the need to say just one thing. Which is that since to some legal mumbo jumbo that I didn’t care enough to research the specifics of, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer …
Hey ho, let’s go…again
I hope you like remakes, because I have a feeling we’re about to get a lot more Normally I’d start my review with a basic outline of what happens before going into my thoughts and feelings. Except, given that the advertising wasn’t exactly shy about telling you what the plot is for both this movie …
Happy birthday to me–wait, that’s a different movie
A horror movie sequel that’s a little hard to explain without giving something away Happy Death Day 2U is the follow up to Happy Death Day, one of the many films that came out alongside the great horror movie resurgence of 2017. Other examples include It, Split, and of course, Get Out. Both Happy Death Day films lean more towards the …
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Holy terror at the movie theatre
Congratulations, you succeeded where Tom Cruise failed Currently, The Nun (2018) is the fifth installment of The Conjuring franchise, not counting the “My Annabelle Creation” winner The Nurse. The franchise is also notable for being a modern, shared universe of horror films that were, for the most part successful, bar a couple of exceptions. Something that Universal has thus far failed …
The prey is an enjoyable movie experience
Witness the latest disappointing franchise entry The Predator marks the fourth addition to the long-running franchise, not counting the now non-canon Alien vs. Predator movies. Fun fact, this film’s director and co-writer, Shane Black, was one of the actors in the original movie. He played Hawkins, the team member who had ‘I’m going to die first’ stamped across …
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