A different kind of horror. (Massive Spoilers) I Saw The TV Glow is something of a conundrum for me. It’s a movie that I loved and have to talk about. Except, I want to say it was John Squires, Editor-In-Chief at Bloody Disgusting, who recommended going into the movie completely blind, and I’m glad I …
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A Child’s Plaything Part 3
A review of Chucky season 3. (Spoilers) Every season of the show thus far has seen a location change, and this time, Chucky (Brad Dourif) has infiltrated the White House. The season premiere introduces us to the first family. There’s President James Collins (Devon Sawa), who somehow got elected as an independent, and First Lady Charlotte (Lara Jean Chorostecki), whose moral compass isn’t quite as …
California Dreamin’
From Series To Film Clare (Maika Monroe) is a rideshare driver and aspiring screenwriter who recently moved to LA from Wamega, Kansas. One night, she picks up a stranger with the profile name Carl E. (Dane DeHaan), though the way he points out that’s an anagram of Clare makes it pretty obvious that’s an alias. …
Not So Much A Treat
i.e. the book was better (Massive Spoilers) Dark Harvest, based on the novel of the same name by Norman Partridge, is about a creature that rises out of the cornfields every Halloween. While the creature has several nicknames, it’s primarily referred to as the October Boy in the novel. In the film, it’s called Sawtooth …
Six Degrees of Peter Jackson
An American Movie Made By Australians One winter day, Charlotte (Alyla Browne) discovers what appears to be an ordinary spider in her apartment building, who she catches and names Sting. Except, in actuality, Sting is from outer space and just looks like a spider. So, as a result, she isn’t hampered by that pesky square-cube …
Festival of the Oxymoron
Watch Night Before This One In this direct sequel to the original classic, a festival to commemorate the zombie uprising has been established in the 55 years since the incident. Ostensibly to celebrate life and commemorate the people who lost their lives. In reality it’s just an excuse to party. The only reason Ash (Ashley …
Aquarela do Brasil
Well, that was interesting. Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) is an office worker in this highly dsyfunctional bureaucratic, consumerist, dystopian nightmare. At night, however, he dreams of soaring through the skies and rescuing a beautiful young woman. One day, he discovers Jill Layton (Kim Greist), a truck driver who’s trying to seek justice for Archibald Buttle …
Boy Parts
A Good Valentine’s Day Movie Lisa Swallows (Kathryn Newton) has moved to a new town after her mother was violently murdered. Her father Dale (Joe Chrest) has remarried this awful woman named Janet (Carla Gugino)(yes, that is a Rocky Horror reference) and now has a stepsister named Taffy (Liza Soberano). Lisa ends up spending a …
Open Wide
Nothing A Cheery Commercial Can’t Fix (Spoilers) Claire (Millie Brady) is one of seven participants in an experimental drug trial. The person in charge of the trial is Dr. Burke (Pollyanna McIntosh), who works for Blackwood Pharmaceuticals. While staying at the company’s underground facility, Claire shares a room with Alison (Abby Fitz). Unlike her roommate, …
Burn This G*****n House Right Down
Well, that happened (“Spoilers”) Upon arriving at Oxford on a scholarship, Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) quickly becomes enamored with the richer and more popular Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi). After becoming friends and hearing some troubling information about Oliver’s home situation, Felix invites him to spend the summer at Saltburn, the Catton family estate. From there, …
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