Witness two films about the same thing be vastly different. (Unmarked Spoilers) Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, And Vile is the latest biopic about serial killer Ted Bundy (Zac Efron). It’s based on The Phantom Prince: My Life with Ted Bundy by Elizabeth Kendall (Lily Collins), which provides a detailed account of Kendall’s life as Bundy’s girlfriend and sometimes …
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Aren’t we glad that the folks are gone
That’s what you get for staying up past your bedtime. (Unmarked Spoilers) In The Babysitter, we meet Cole (Judah Lewis), a 12-year-old kid afraid of needles, driving, and standing up to his bullies, who encompass practically everyone around him. All of which will probably have you quoting Tim Roth’s character in Hardcore Henry. (‘You. Little. …
We can be villains
Just for one day. Villains stars Bill Skarsgård and Maika Monroe, both previously in popular horror films about a shapeshifting it. Yes, the two of them playing a couple is much too ironic to be a coincidence. To be more specific, they are Mickey and Jules are two young thieves on the run with dreams of …
Edward Gunhands
Good thing he no longer has to hold a wand. Miles (Daniel Radcliffe) is this computer geek who decides it’s a good idea to troll an online death-match called Skizm. The site’s creator, Riktor (Ned Dennehy), doesn’t take too kindly to that and decides to make Miles the next contestant. Nailing two guns to his hands, …
VVitch v. Blackcoat’s Daughter
Who will win? (Unmarked Spoilers) My final assignment for my gender and horror class was the comparison project. I was to analyze two different films using the knowledge and skills I had acquired as part of the course. I was also to compare the two films and decide which one should be included in future …
Hakuna matata Vagina dentata
I’d like to thank my college professor for giving me that title. (Unmarked Spoilers) Teeth is about a girl who, upon being sexually assaulted, discovers that she has a second pair of teeth down there, which bites the rapist’s d**k off. I heard someone tell me about the time they watched this movie with their girl …
My favorite of the sequel trilogy.
If you still hate this movie, consider yourself warned. (Unmarked Spoilers) Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! I originally wrote this review a year ago on my old website, and so many things have changed since then. I’ve previously titled this review ‘The one that you either really love or really hate,’ but now that’s outdated after the …
Way to make a coma look good.
The difference between life and death is as long as a heartbeat. (Unmarked Spoilers) Before there was Rick Grimes, Jim (Cillian Murphy) slept through the zombie apocalypse first. Now, there also seems to be some debate over whether the people infected with the rage virus in 28 Days Later are zombies. Yes, yes they are, because while the infected …
Abstinence has never looked better.
I never thought I’d write that. The person that It is following is Jay Height (Maika Monroe), who’s currently seeing a guy named Hugh (Jake Weary) who says a lot of things at the beginning that takes on a whole new meaning on a second viewing. After having sex with Jay, he explains to her …
Happy belated birthday Kick-A*s!
If I was a better critic, I would have had this out yesterday. (Unmarked Spoilers) For those of you who don’t know, Kick-A*s is to superhero movies what Scream is to horror movies. The plot concerns this loser high school student named Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), who decides to be a real-life superhero named Kick-A*s. He also finally earns …
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