Is what this show should have been called. (Spoilers) In this sequel to the 1988 film of the same name, we learn that the good times following the defeat of evil Queen Bavmorda (Jean Marsh) didn’t last long because shortly afterward, Willow (Warwick Davis) had a vision of an ancient evil destroying Chosen One Elora …
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Titanium
Meet the latest horror/gay icon (Spoilers) Gemma (Allison Williams) is a roboticist working at Funki designing toys. When her sister and brother-in-law die in a car accident, Gemma takes guardianship of her young niece Cady (Violet McGraw). Since Gemma, in her own words, doesn’t “even take care of her own plants,” she ends up turning …
When you wish upon a star
After 11 years, Puss is back. (Spoilers) The plot of Puss In Boots: The Last Wish kicks off when the title character (Antonio Banderas), a dashing feline who laughs in the face of death, discovers that he’s blown through eight of his nine lives. So yeah, a children’s movie about coming to terms with your …
A Child’s Plaything Part 2
A review of Chucky season 2. (Spoilers)(NSFW) After a brief prologue, season two of Chucky picks up six months after the last season left off. Jake Wheeler (Zackary Arthur) has moved away with a new foster family, though he and Devon Evans (Björgvin Arnarson) decide to keep in touch after a steamy goodbye. Lexy Cross …
Unlikable Female Protagonist
Prepare to be triggered (Spoilers) Danni Sanders (Zoey Deutch) is a photo editor and wannabe journalist who fakes going on a Paris trip to impress influencer Colin (Dylan O’Brien). Except when the city’s attacked, Danni pretends to be a victim and rides the newfound notoriety to internet fame. The film opens with her being the …
Starman
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue (Massive Spoilers) Buzz Lightyear (Chris Evans) of Star Command is on an exploration vessel that decides to check out an unknown planet to see if the locale lifeforms are hostile. Early on, Buzz makes it clear that he hates rookies and autopilots for getting in the way, believing …
Nonononono
Peele’s third film is out of this world. (ba-dum-tis) (Massive Spoilers) Halloween might be over, but that doesn’t mean we have to stop watching scary movies. Here’s a review that I’ve had on the back burner for a while but haven’t gotten around to publishing until now. The film I’ll be going over is Nope, …
This is the end
Or is it? (Almost certainly not)(Massive Spoilers) Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell) is a young man living in Haddonfield who accidentally kills the kid he’s babysitting on Halloween. After Micheal Meyers (James Jude Courtney) escaped at the end of the last movie, Haddonfield takes their collective grief and rage out on Corey, turning him into the …
Where’s Conan?
These past two months have been good for horror (Massive Spoilers) Barbarian is one of several surprise horror hits this Halloween season, alongside Smile and Terrifier 2. Tess Marshall (Georgia Campbell) books an Airbnb at an old house in Detroit located in a rundown neighborhood. When she gets there, however, she finds Keith Toshko (Bill …
Clowning Around Part 2
Bigger, Better, Bloodier (Spoilers) Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) is back. This time, he’s set his sights on the Shaw siblings. There’s Sienna (Lauren LaVera), who for Halloween this year is making this handmade and awesome-looking Valkyrie costume. There’s also her younger brother Jonathan (Elliot Fullam), a young boy with a fixation on Art …
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